I have been stabbed in the spine approximately 15 times. You really have NO idea how much that fucking hurts. I have a bruised vertebrae (from being poked so many times) and the muscles in my lower back around the area of bruise-y polka-dotted hell are in a constant state of spasm. I also have cramps from the most pissed off cervix and uterus in existence. My vagina feels like I’ve been gang-banged and I’m still getting shock-y feelings in my legs.
The moral of this story: getting a cerclage FUCKING SUCKS!!!