Delivering 2 weeks before your due date does not make your baby “early”… it makes your doctor wrong about your fucking due date! Morons!!!

*yes I am cranky

**yes I have been spending time on godawful pregnancy forums again… even though I know better

** makes for blog fodder though… and at least most of the girls in my “birth month club” are not complete douchemonkeys…

***note that I said MOST- there’s a couple I wouldn’t mind adding to the “shovel list”

****Yes, I now have a *list* of people I would like to “landscape” with… see previous post to find out what the hell I’m talking about… yes that was totally a shameless plug to make *people* read more…

 

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